Here are a few of the things I’ve written. Take a day to study them and get back to me.

A fake news report/commercial for my book “Murderous Haircut.”

Racist Batman: Don’t ask me why Batman doesn’t wear gloves. It bugs me, too.

Getaway Driver: A good idea. Short and sweet.

Time Traveler : Award winner from a few years back. You can tell by the MySpace link.

How to Check Out the Nuts Of A Guy Who Wears a Skirt At Work: Maybe the weirdest video, made on a dare by people who thought I wasn’t seriously going to write it. They were wrong (sorry no preview is available — so you gotta click it HERE).

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